not dead; also, kittens

[voodoobob]

I have a message for my Arizona flist, particularly those in the Tempe area:

DO YOU WANT A FREE KITTENMy sister has been raising a litter of three that were abandoned by a mother cat in her yard. Unfortunately, as enamored of them as she is, she already has three cats and a dog, in a house with kids, and she can't really afford to keep the kittens

Comments

[raisedbymoogles]

DAMMIT THAT IS NOT FAIR TO WAVE KITTENS AT ME WHEN I'M WAY OVER ON THE EAST COAST

[voodoobob]

I AM SORRY, WE HAVE YET TO PERFECT TELEPORTATION :(

[raisedbymoogles]

WELL SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET ON THAT PRETTY TOOT SWEET, Y/N

[rhymed]

....I AM NOT IN THE ARIZONA AREA BUT.

K-KITTEN.

no dammit no we have five cats in this house as it is and and and

kitten ;;

[voodoobob]

I knoooooooow we have five cats here too which is why I am making this post instead of going "OH, YOU CAN'T KEEP ALL THE KITTENS? I WILL TAKE SOME OFF YOUR HANDS my dear and loving sister" ;;

[rhymed]

MY PARENTS ARE SORT OF IN THE MARKET FOR A CAT but idk how you'd get a kitten from arizona to new hampshire.

CAN YOU PUT KITTENS IN THE MAIL?

[raisedbymoogles]

THAT WOULD BE THE BEST MAIL EVER

LIKE

HAY I GOT A BOX, HAPPY

AND THEN YOU OPEN IT

AND IT'S LIKE

KITTEN

It's possible I need to go to bed.