Binge Eating, Here I Come!

[voracus]

Man, before the end of the year, I am going to be larger than one of those oil trucks with the cylindrical tanks on the back. And as I'm sure you're all aware, those things are fucking huge. I mean, if I were as big as one of those, traveling through doors would be far more challenging than any class (even 112) ever could be. Well, not so much

Comments

[elphame]

you become that big and i will refuse to touch you. ever.

[voracus]

Oh, don't worry about it. For that to ACTUALLY happen, I'd have to not make up for it by doing other things like running around outside. I plan on joining some clubs. Also, chances are that the novelty of having ridiculous amounts of food readily available will wear off.

[bentbacktulips]

I'm willing to bet that you'll still be significantly smaller than me at the end of the year, despite very significant differences in eating habits.