Pleased to eat you.

[vore_crimes]

Okay so. From my app some of you maybe might have noticed that Heat eats people, and likes it that way! Now, he has a preference for eating demons -- because that'll net him Atma points and Atma points means learning new skills -- but it's canon that their dietary and hunter needs can be met with humans without Atma powers as well and that, in fact

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[dont_go_smooth]

Mal is a definite no 'cause he'd cause emo and that would be bad. Shin is also a preferred no, though I'd be cool with an attempt being made and something going HORRIBLY WRONG in process. Like. I dunno. Shin breaking something amusing. I am all for things breaking in amusing fashions.

Roxas is a-okay! He saves and he'll come right back, though you may have people mad at Heat for doing it. In fact, I think it'd be hilarious if Heat snacked on him and was like "...wow, that tasted like nothing at all :|" afterwards. Phoenix is also okay as long as it's quick and humorous. He saves regularly. ... I think he'd get a "WOW NICK I WANNA TRY TOO :D :D" from Maya anyway.

[vore_crimes]

Awesome, thanks for letting me know!

(Nobodies go down okay, but you're hungry five minutes later. :/ ) -- and HAH. A-also understood. if they get to interacting and that sort of thing comes up, let's talk. >D

[dont_go_smooth]

Whoot, sounds good. :Dd Also... This is more of a heads-up more than anything (and it may come to nothing!), but... Mal's probably going to dislike Heat if he ever finds out about the cannibalism thing. Like, violently. Possibly with bullets involved. Between the SHIT SHIT IT'S ANON'S COUSIN-TYPE THING and then SHIT SHIT IT'S KINDA REAVER-ISH TOO and the fact that he's been stressed out lately, violence is really likely on his side.

Like I said, it prolly won't come to anything. (Half the things I think are ZOMG IMMINENT don't...happen.) Just giving you the heads-up, especially since Mal's the one I really don't want to get eated.

[vore_crimes]

No problem! If Mal makes trouble, Heat'll fight him, but we can always have someone interrupt or something come up. We can always even have a Bigger Monster swoop in during the fight and Unlikely Alliance or something. XD We can work it out!

(At least Heat is totally not into raping and torture? Like at all. ...yeah still no good.)

[right_hand_of]

Hellboy is a-ok for a little gnawing at one point or another. He probably tastes like all other demon snacks by a little bit. But please don't totally eat him 'cause he dosn't know how to save.

Oh and uh, if it ever gets that far, do tell me before you touch the horn stubs.

[vore_crimes]

Gnawing it is! We'll work out some way to detach Heat (maybe rolled up newspaper or a spray bottle).

Can do!

[sisterskeeper]

Actually ... I'll nominate three of mine to have eating attempts.

Willow, 'cause it's canon that monsters want to eat them, but I'd like to reserve the right to have Buffy come in and SAVE THE DAY. Because that's canon too.

Selphie and Eiko are fine as well, both save twice a day and both will come back and wreck havoc on Heat's digestive tract. Although I wonder what'd happen if Heat ate Eiko and Madeen came in.

Simon's a no because he doesn't save, it'd cause emo and Mal's player would kill me.

[vore_crimes]

Sure! I dunno if Buffy knows Cielo but Heat's also most likely to listen to members of his tribe (...though his respect for Cielo is SORT OF VARIABLE XD) so I figure there's all sorts of options.

XD Heat can eat some things you think'd really, really upest his stomach but I am totally willing to inflict the stomachache status ailment on him for eating either of 'em. Especially Eiko. XD

[sisterskeeper]

EAT THE TINY GIRL. YOU WANT TO. Except that there wouldn't be much on her so she's really more of a snack...

Oh yeah, and seconding what Mal's player said because our canon loves us SO MUCH that we get canon suicide attempts, cannibalism, corrupt governments AND MORE.

[redhaired_anita]

Because awesome meals suddenly turn unawesome when they summon a spirit or two to your stomach.

[rokudaimeyo]

Gnawing is fine, no further than that for now. I've never been able to decide what happens to Kyuubi if Naruto dies at camp, so.

[vore_crimes]

Gotcha! Thanks for the head's up!

[notforrappig]

All of them are okay for gnawing on. ♥ They are, however, never foods. Except for Katou. There is nothing wrong with Katou getting vored. 8D

[vore_crimes]

Katou is homphgomphable? Awesome! :D

[aberdevine]

Christ, I need to update this.

They're still all gnaw-on-able, except for Masahiro, because Guren would flip out. IF YOU GNAW ON CAIN, YOU'LL PROBABLY END UP POISONED, THOUGH. Feel free to vore Katou again.