[IC - intervention, underground labs]

[vorenado]

[>You are in a dark lab. There are exits to the north and south. The north is blocked by a cannibal. The south is blocked by another cannibal. You have no lantern. It is dark.

>You are likely to be eaten by a strategist. What will you do?]

Comments

[toppedbyzaworld]

[WONDER HOW I HAVE THIS BAD LUCK, which is to say "have the bayonet out", damnit why don't humans get darkvision?]

Man, why'd the lights have to go out now?

[vorenado]

It shouldn't be much of a problem.

[toppedbyzaworld]

Guys? Oh it's just you two!

...Oh.