Welcome back Dilanda!
Oh, the days of your absence were rough. You might notice some of your soldiers are missing, sorry about that. We were suddenly attacked by unknown bombers and it was tragic and horrible but luckily I being amazing got it all cleared up in record time. As retribution of my great and glorious deed I have purchased them and they are now mine by contract and unable to take orders from you. You're welcome.
Much love,
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Bel,
You lowly degenerate, I need to speak with you in person. Let's meet tonight.
[nice private bar name and address here].
With love,
Gilbert Beilschmidt