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vorpalblade

Alternate names

Feb 26, 2005 22:57

( Don't read this if you haven't seen The Last Samurai and you plan on it )

Comments 4

violent_regret February 28 2005, 02:17:19 UTC

YOU KNOW.
jude law is hotter than tom cruise.
because he was in enemy at the gates.
and he had sexth.
and he was all in the big ol' union.
so hes hotter than tom cruise.
because tom cruise... i hate his last name. cruise. that bothers me. it BOTHERS ME. reminds me of the movie speed 2. CRUISE CONTROL. OH LORDY DID I HATE THAT MOVIE.
i said big ol' union. BIG OL' U DOUBLE S OF R. THE TRIPLE C TO THE P.

man. im going to bed.

vorpalblade February 28 2005, 02:34:13 UTC

EVERYONE EVER is hotter than Tom Cruise.

With the exception of Lil' Wayne. And Lil' Placent.

otakumonkey69 March 2 2005, 01:44:16 UTC

and Ms. Evans. I would rather do Tom Cruise than Ms. Evans.

vorpalblade March 2 2005, 03:26:21 UTC

I'd rather DIE.