We have a 2 hour delay. I'll give you 3 guesses where I am ( Read more... )

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*PHONE RINGS*
Devra: Hello?
Guy: Baby?
Devra: Ummm...what?
Guy: Don't be like that, baby, I said I was sorry.
Devra: Wait...who is this?
Guy: C'mon baby, I love you, you know that.
Devra: I think you have the wrong number.
Guy: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Devra: It's cool.

I went and saw the Vacancy tonight with my Hermemily. Jeff's band ((Unarmed)) was playing which was rad because he knows my name and I'm awesome ( Read more... )

I just finished watching Down and Out With the Dolls.Reggie is exactly like Marissa. Exactly ( Read more... )

So our feminist meeting was at my house last night. That was some fun sheeit. We had a good amount of people and Chex Mix (!!!) which is always good. Everyone there was awesome; there was a line of people giving me hugs as they left. Because I'm awesome. ((I definately use the word "Awesome" way too much.)) I got to get to know this coolgirl ( Read more... )

"I have two life goals that are mutually exclusive. I want to be a super smart college professor or I want my blood to be 60% alcohol."
-Gabe

( Doug and I are fucking awesome )

julianatheorize: first of all they make fun of ALL the chicks ive ever gotten with
julianatheorize: and theyre like "if you were a guy, and you got with those chicks, i'd think you were a closeted gay guy"
TheToastFactory: woah....they need to fucking die.
julianatheorize: hey, they don't know you.

-name | Devra ( Read more... )