How the bloody hell do my glasses get dirty so damn quickly?

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd

Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's ( Read more... )

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I have invented a new word, a word that will strike fear into the hearts of the bravest men, a word that will turn the seas to ice and the earth to a blazing inferno. This word will resound as the death knell of humanity, condemning those of tainted worth and jaded sin, a word that will mark jubilation and hell and bring a rain of ( Read more... )

Current Project status:
Created 26th July 2004 @ 4:55 PM Exactly
243 pages (font size 16)
82,695 words total
2,317 paragraphs
8,926 lines
Revision No. 2593
Total editing time: 90,219 minutes/1,504 hours (I have wasted my life)
Book 1 of 3(?)
Act 1 complete. (62,000 words approx)
Act 2 50-60% complete
Act 3 pending
Act 4 pending
Book 2 ( Read more... )

Take your medication

Make that 81,314 words

So, in the early hours of Sunday morning, I had a rather serious nervous breakdown. Breakdowns are peculiar things, and something of which I am not inexperienced. My stress levels are through the roof at the moment, but while these breakdowns leave me feeling shaky and mentally apathetic, they also tend to lead to moments of deep introspection and ( Read more... )

I think you might appreciate this,
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...more specifically the articles on Lulz-cows, I have decided at any attention-whoring fool who posts something along the lines of 'Lol I'm so crazy!!!' or 'I have proven that I am officially insane!'  deserves to be shot in the fucking head with a captive bolt pistol ( Read more... )

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