enhance this

[vossanova]

http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshoplwin/upgrade/?view=compare

"Whiten teeth and make skies bluer in one step"
"improve skin tones with one click"

Seriously, Adobe? Go fuck yourself. Thanks for encouraging users to falsify appearances.

Comments

incoming Godwin

[andr00]

Photoshop is literally synonymous with falsifying appearances. I think the most annoying thing is the idealization of skin tones. It's creepy - the Nazis would be into it.

Next plugin: one-click woman objectifier.

Re: incoming Godwin

[vossanova]

I was thinking one-click breast enlarger, or one-click ethnic diversifier for university brochures.