It appears as if I have made a mistake that I would like to correct here:

I forgot some b-days in February, one cannot dawn or dear Jonnie's b-day! Have no fear I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH TO DO!!!!! PARTIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Has anyone actually realized how hot Chuck Norris is? I mean has anyone truly looked at that man and not thought to themselves, "Damn, Chuck Norris you are FINE..." Anyone? Anyone at all? No, yes? Comment on that would yeah, so I can know if I'm the only one here who fines that man hot...well at least his name is great....LOL ( Read more... )

Did anyone else see that the little goat on the main page of this site was wearing a tuxedo? Or was that just me? Anyone? Goat in a tuxedo? Or am I just losin' my mind?

Well, if any of you were locked out of the bathroom by yours truly this weekend and or told to "fuck off" I would like to apologize to you all. See I have this problem, I like to hurl in peace, and prefer to be left alone. It hurts you know, when you think that your stomach is going to come out your nose, I like to be left alone. If you were ( Read more... )

well, let's just say, here i sit in this HORRIBLY pointless class, doing what i shouldn't be doing, but fuck man, my teach don't care. Anyways, just a funny story for you today, who ever reads this. My dear sister Lisa's goldfish died tragically of old fishy age today, and was laid to rest in the back flower bed. I was talking to lisa on dear MSN ( Read more... )

Yep, folks i have the cough of doom at 4:30 in the am. I'm dying, i would rather be shot in the foot then feel like this or at least asleep. yeah, can't sleep, and i need too...yeah, my rant is short sweet and to the point, if you are a doctor GOD DAMN IT GIVE ME DRUGS MAN!!!!!!!!! Peace out.

Here i sit at laurie's place, and she has just told me the most amazing story about her shit that I think i need to share with everyone. She described her shat as watery with chuncks of shat every once and a while. IT WAS SO MAGICAL I JUST HAD TO LAUGH, Hurray for laurie's bummy,i'm going to take a nap now, good night for now!

Yep, that's right folks, the grand Halloween is has returned with the giant Pumpkin trailing in hand. FOLKS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COSTUME DON'T WORRRY I HAVE THE SOLUTION. All you need is a brown paper bag, grab a crown and you can go as the paper bag princess....now isn't that sweet????? Well folks, i have to say, if your not in the halloween ( Read more... )

HEADS UP EVERYONE (or rather laur cause she's the like only one that ever reads this) HALLOWEEN IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR COSTUME IS ( Read more... )

So, I had like this massively wrong day to start. My alarm gleefully screamed its buzzer noise in my half deaf ear this morning, causing me to be deprived of such sweeet sweet rest I so badly wanted. I turned the little fucker off, and....well....kinda....fell back asleep for a half hour. So, when I finally did get up, I had 20mins to shower, ( Read more... )