Bloody hell I am so glad Big Brother is nearly finished.
See, I haven't got any less grumpy, have I?

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I surprised Monika by having the day off todayand we went on a small shopping spree to Glyne Gap Rivendell Park or whatever it's called now. Owen and Ismay have just had another baby, a little girl called Caitlyn (we have not seen her yet) so we went to buy some baby clothes as a gift for her. We also looked at some camcorders and MP3 players and ( Read more... )

Yesterday we went out to Wetherspoons for the 3rd year students leaving do. It is sad to see them go as out of all the sets of students we have had while I've been at the Conquest, this lot have been some of the best. Mostly. One of them is coming to work for us in a few weeks as a qualified radiographer, which is nice.
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If proof be needed how surreal Second Life can get, I was appointed to be best man at a virtual wedding a couple of days ago. Photo and details are beyond the cut.

This picture shows the wedding party - I'm the guy second from right, ie the human one. The bride and groom were leopards, the other guy on the right is a serval and the girl at left is ( Read more... )

EXT: THE ISLAND
Jack is hiking along a path with a clenched look on his face, and sweaty armpits. Suddenly his foot is caught in a loop of twine and he is hoisted up in the air, hanging from a tree helplessly. As he gradually goes red in the face from blood rushing to his head, MIKHAIL BAKUNIN steps out from behind a tree, grinning communistly.

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As someone who is never happier than when yelling "you can't shoot straight you big titted bitch!" at my television, I was delighted to fire up the latest Tomb Raider game on our PS2. It comes with some discs of extras including the soundtrack, which is great as the TR music has always been some of the best in any video game. We are having lots of ( Read more... )

Your Score: Deanna Troi

You scored 12 Physically Able, 18 Mentally Able, and 16 Morally Good! (30 is max)


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Right now I am in Billingshurst as I'm taking Morgy back home tomorrow from being slave to my mum for the past few days. Mum has been transferring videos from our ancient camcorder onto the computer and has rediscovered an old film Ben and I made called Hitler In Heaven. The theme of this is that owing to a clerical error, Hitler ends up in Heaven ( Read more... )

I drove Monika down to Billingshurst today so she can stay there a while to help look after my mother now she's out of hospital but unable to weight bear on her ankle. Monika is not happy about this as she worries she will have to take The Dog for a walk and pick up its turds ( Read more... )