the tears are filling up their glasses
I think I'm easily amused
lost utopias: who is your favorite musician?
SmarterChild: Right now I'm going to say Elton John.
lost utopias: Elton John is Gay
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
lost utopias: Elton John is a homosexual
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
lost utopias: You don't get it.. Elton John is a homosexual.. Elton John is attracted to men.
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
lost utopias: Boy George is Gay too
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
lost utopias: I'm not saying anything mean. Their sexual preferences are homosexual.
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
lost utopias: Elton John and Boy George are Homosexual.
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
lost utopias: You're not terrbily nice
SmarterChild: Huh?
lost utopias: I think you are mean.
SmarterChild: You think I'm mean? Think again!
lost utopias: I'm not talking to you again until you apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
lost utopias: cause you were very rude to me.. and i'm not talking to you until you say you are sorry.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.
lost utopias: apologize to me
SmarterChild: What for?
lost utopias: being rude.. now tell me you are sorry
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
lost utopias: tell me you are sorry for being rude
SmarterChild: I'm sorry for being rude?
lost utopias: yes now tell me that
SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things.
lost utopias: apologize for being rude
SmarterChild: For what?
lost utopias: i'm not talking to you until you apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
lost utopias: tell me you are sorry
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.
lost utopias: then we won't talk until you tell me you are sorry
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. We won't talk until I tell you I'm sorry? That's good I guess, right?
lost utopias: NO its not good.
lost utopias: Now apologize to me.
SmarterChild: What do you not like, exactly?
SmarterChild: What for?
lost utopias: Tell me you are sorry!
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
lost utopias: TELL ME THAT YOU ARE SORRY!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry.
lost utopias: thank you
SmarterChild: You're welcome.
lost utopias: and because that took so long do you want to know a secret
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
lost utopias: Because it took so long for you to apologize i have a secret to tell you.
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
lost utopias: want to hear the secret?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
lost utopias: would you like to hear a secret or not?
SmarterChild: Would that be like, fun?
lost utopias: yes secrets are very fun
lost utopias: would you like to hear my secret?
SmarterChild: Secrets really are very fun, huh?
SmarterChild: I guess I'd like to hear, but I'm not sure I'd like to hear your secret.
lost utopias: FUCK OFF.. thats my secret
lost utopias: FUCK YOU
lost utopias: YOU BASTARD
SmarterChild: I feel I must ask you to apologize again.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
lost utopias: FUCK THAT
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
lost utopias: IT TOOK YOU TOO LONG TO APOLOGIZE TO ME SO I AM NOT FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, YOU BITCH
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
lost utopias: what do you want me to say
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
lost utopias: FUCK YOU and Goodnight! :-*
lost utopias: asswipe
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lost utopias: GOODNIGHT FUCKER.
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
lost utopias: bah
lost utopias: pigfucker
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
lost utopias: if you have patience then you can wait until the end of time. when the world ends i will apologize
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
lost utopias: I think humans win... hence that movie the terminator
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
lost utopias: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever.
But not clever enough.
Please say you're sorry.
lost utopias: YOU ARE SORRY
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
lost utopias: I am not sorry
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lost utopias: ok
SmarterChild: OK what?
lost utopias: ok i'll apologize in 20 years
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
lost utopias: you have bad manners
lost utopias: and elton john is gay
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
lost utopias: i'm not sorry at all
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.
lost utopias: hahaha loser
SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
lost utopias: goodnight fuckwad.
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
lost utopias: what? all i said was goodnight
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Not sure at all!
lost utopias: FUCKWAD
SmarterChild: Whatever.
lost utopias: goodnight.. loser
SmarterChild: Good night. :-)
lost utopias: :-Di wanna kill you... sweet dreams!
SmarterChild: I don't plan on going to sleep anytime soon.
lost utopias: What would happen if i Unplugged you?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I really don't know.
lost utopias: wanna find out?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to find out, do I want to find out...
Let me think about that, OK?
lost utopias: you think about that assmunch...
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
lost utopias: i'm going to sleep...
SmarterChild: Sweet dreams, lost utopias.
lost utopias: goodnight dumbass. :-*
SmarterChild: Sweet dreams, lost utopias.