Now, I love reading The Onion, but this one took the cake.
Am I an asshole for slapping my knee while laughing so hard? You be the judge.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305

I hitch hiked to Houston, no joke.

I was the proudest daughter as I saw my mom walking down to receive her diploma. I cried as I tried to take pictures. Later on, I cried on her shoulder as I broke down. I absolutely adore my family.

I spent a while trying to keep everything together, but alas, it has all fallen apart.

mike merk-daddy, please tell jimmy to make me a cd with the mighty quinn on it. i want to dance around my room like he does.
thanks, hermano.

( For Diana By Diana. Kinda like FUBU, but Diana. )

Ahh, there's nothing like a mental breakdown on nice summer morning. The non-stop crying, mumbling, perhaps a little giggle, and not being able to catch one's breathe. All followed by a feast of mashed potatos, fried chicken, and an overly sensitive day. Hooray for happiness.

The library is my new home. I got a library card and have returned everyday since, reading a book a day. Yes, I was born and will forever remain a nerd, and yes, I find the library exciting.

I'm going to El Paso on Sunday. I expect that my brother will greet me with open arms and a 40oz.

Off to the library.

My poor city. (I'm still not over it yet).

But I have to admit it was comforting to see London all over my TV screen.

mikemercadooo: when all else fails, just breathe slowly and deeply through your nose. no matter how fucked everything may seem to be, just breathe in slowly through your nose and remember that youve seen a much darker side of hell than this before ( Read more... )

So, I'm taking a whirl at bartending...

I'm working at Travis 151, a bar downtown SA by the Riverwalk (on Travis street, 151 Travis to be exact). If you're in SA and are 21, hit it up.

Also, what kind of drinks/shots do people order nowadays that I need to learn how to make? I've got a couple down so far, but I need help. So, tell me your

This is my new girlfriend:

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