MEME - first lines of fics

[vrilly]

stolen from spuriousmy first lines are never impressive, but guess which fic each one comes from? if you're bored XD

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[applesu]

#2 is FTW! 8D

[vrilly]

XDDD I have a soft spot for that crackfic.
Yunho pushed Yoochun up against the wall and started fucking the freaking daylights outta him.

Eh. Ack.

This fanfic is crap, Jaejoong thought as he pressed the X button on that particular window. He peered at the computer monitor, scanning through the fanfic updates for better stories. Aha! Dirtyboys! sounded good.

“Who’s daddy’s little fudge hole?” Yunho squealed as he held Yoochun down.

“Me! Me! Me!”

They fucked, fucked and fucked.

Jaejoong sighed and scrolled down. Rubbish indeed. He could probably write way better than this. The problem was that it was rather difficult to imagine his Yunho with anyone else but himself. But that was quite an impossible dream. Who was he compared to tons of fangirls, and fanboys like himself?

There was nothing good to read today. He opened his folder of Yunho icons and pictures.

[applesu]

d-daddy's little fudge hole?

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that is amazing. XD you ftw!

[vrilly]

it's not what you're looking for, unfortunately. it's a crackish story about obsessed!jaejoong fanboying over yunho who's in a pop duo with yoochun.

[vrilly]

have you read nhaca's 2u porn? http://ouimonsieur.livejournal.com/22512.html

[vrilly]

it's just a meme where you show everyone the first line of your fanfics.

[vrilly]

that's random! hahaha it's a yoosu here . my first yoosu oneshot more than a year ago omg...

[melodeon_effect]

i remembered 6 of those lines

[rain_streaked]

1) “Do you think I’m a lesbian?” who says this, and please link me to the fic. I NEED THIS.