1) Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
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I have a kitten that I can't keep!!
It's a female, about 7 weeks old, so if you or anyone you know wants it, I need it taken off my hands.

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This is really cool:

1 - World Studies West - Bussineau
2 - Botany/ Zoology - Rienas
3 - Algebra II - Johnson
A lunch
4 - British Voices - Propst
5 - Jewelry - Simon
6 - Spanish AP - Petrie

Botany/Zoology? I'm a senior, shouldn't I get into Anatomy/Physiology before all of the juniors? They better let me change my schedule.

Happy April Fool's Day, fuckers.

( Joey and Me )

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Practice what you preach.
Jealousy is a fallible reason to hate someone.

Are you happy?

Things change. In some cases, for the better.
In your case, for the worse.

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Baking with Joey is the most fun thing in the world. I don't recommend trying to make a huge cookie. It's probably been in there for half an hour...Joey. Baby. You are my best friend, and I'm glad I'm yours. I love you.
Today has been such a mix of good and bad, that I think I'm just going to call it mediocre.
This is for Joey. ( ZOMBIE DOG )

Being with Joey again is amazing.
Sometimes upsetting...
But, mostly amazing.