House Intruder (1/1?)/ Ficlet
Title: House Intruder
Rating: G
Length: <500
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Season 1
Summary: Based on this conversation
Just a tiny little ficlet... though I might continue this at some point, if people like it enough, because, well, the concept's just insane.
Rachel stood outside the house, rubbing her hands together and hopping around to keep warm. The target would be easy, what with the vine trellis and all that. The people of Lima needed to invest in better security measures...
She slowly stepped into the soft soil below the trellis, and reached up to grab a good hold on it. When she was almost at the window, she smirked, singing softly under her breath.
"She's climbin' in your window, she's snatchin' yo' people up, stealin' from them, so ya'll need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husbands, cuz she's stealin' everythang from them."
The window was already open, so she carefully and quietly pulled it open further, peered in, and mentally chuckled.
'Amateurs,' she thought, slipping into the room.
Rating: G
Length: <500
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Season 1
Summary: Based on this conversation
Just a tiny little ficlet... though I might continue this at some point, if people like it enough, because, well, the concept's just insane.
Rachel stood outside the house, rubbing her hands together and hopping around to keep warm. The target would be easy, what with the vine trellis and all that. The people of Lima needed to invest in better security measures...
She slowly stepped into the soft soil below the trellis, and reached up to grab a good hold on it. When she was almost at the window, she smirked, singing softly under her breath.
"She's climbin' in your window, she's snatchin' yo' people up, stealin' from them, so ya'll need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husbands, cuz she's stealin' everythang from them."
The window was already open, so she carefully and quietly pulled it open further, peered in, and mentally chuckled.
'Amateurs,' she thought, slipping into the room.