Comments | vt_skorpio: A week of AGONY

vt_skorpio

A week of AGONY

Apr 14, 2006 10:56

Well, it'd be safe to say that this week has probably been the worst one for me in 2006, thus far. Let me start by the beginning ( Read more... )

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alleykatt April 14 2006, 22:22:29 UTC

lmmfao! Rectal prodding!

*gives you a hug*

I'm glad you're feeling better hun =^_^=

vt_skorpio April 16 2006, 05:23:11 UTC

Yeah, today(Saturday)'s the first day I actually had three meals.

And been able to go back to the gym, too...although I was weak as fuck.

And rectal prodding is horrible. I'm gonna be having nightmares for the next 3 months.

cenee April 14 2006, 23:39:00 UTC

Holy shit VT!

Pardon the pun. ;)

Oh man I feel for ya! I am very susceptible to salmonella bacteria and what you have described sounds a lot like it. Only I've never known the cramps to progress after a nice hardy hardy so to speak. Keep an eye on that back pain. In my experience back pain that follows intestinal pain could very well be kidney related. So just be on the lookout. And stick with the Lipton soup if any qualms.

...and --> "Wow, the glory. I'd be so honored to be...President of...Delaware! Woooo-hooo!!"

Now that's funny! :D

*hugs him* Feel better my friend... and may next week bring you better days.

vt_skorpio April 16 2006, 05:26:20 UTC

Aaah, well, I wouldn't worry about the kidneys...My back pains were definitely BACK pains, around the lower spine area, not that close to the kidneys. Definitely muscular, I'd say it was related to those wierd positions I'd take and stay in for hours, in order to lower the pain while trying my best to catch some sleep.

I'm confident next week will be thousands of times better than this past week. How could it not?

*KNOCKS ON FREAKIN WOOD*

alva_michael April 15 2006, 05:17:53 UTC

what a shitty week.

someone had to shit say it.

and now in memoriam of your week from your anus hell, i present to you the diarrhea song

*ahem*

When you're goin' up to bat
and your pants are gettin' fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into first
and you feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slindin' into 3rd
And you feel a big turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

you're a brave one, my man.

vt_skorpio April 16 2006, 05:27:42 UTC

Uuuh...lovely song, chummey!

alva_michael April 16 2006, 09:19:00 UTC

there's an extended remix floating around somewhere and it's a bit more elongated too.

ah here it is!

*clears throat*

When you're climbin' up a ladder ( ... )