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[vtuser]

BOOM! Its my motherfucking Birthday!!!!!! Yes the Mighty Messiah Himself Has turned 17. I expect to be showered with gifts and virgin women just like Muslims are for the next week. No excuses. Personally I can't really think of anything to write besides it being my birthday, but I'm currently a little upset at the fact that I can't get through to

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[anonymous]

Sorry for not wishing you a happy birthday, I forgot I had made plans to go camping with Niki.

No excuse. i feel like a douchebag. Lots of fellacio are in line to make up for this, I assure you. Once again, i apologize.

<3 adam

[bubble_yum_]

"showered with gifts and virgin women"

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hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha!!!

well, you did get quite a few gifts... :)