"If the French had baseball, there would only be left field and no one would be safe"

[vulcae]

So I just spent two hours writing a "myth" about a person who fights people with driftwood and sea urchins over a stolen turtle before getting turned into a trout. And this actually qualified as being productive

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Cake: The perfect breakfast food

[faerie_mistress]

Being made of flour, usually of the wheat variety or occasionally rice, that would make cake technicslly a cereal. A moderate slice of cake would contain less sugar then a bowl of your usual Kelloggs poison and with eggs you get protein value also. If said cake does not contain milk already, a glass of this liquid may be consumed as a complementry accompanying beverage for your dairy serving.

Unless you were really considering eating Comfort Eagle or Pressure Chief, or, gods forbid, Fashion Nugget... that I wouldn't recommend, even with a glass of milk to wash it down.

Re: Cake: The perfect breakfast food

[vulcae]

Yay, breakfast cake! It'll be the new diet soon enough, just you wait.

No no, I've found that CDs usually do not make good eats, as they are too sharp and pointy when broken into bite-sized pieces.