darth tater

[vulcae]

Why must companies make application questions so bizarre? I filled out one for Whole Foods today and there were 60 of these "agree or disagree" questions that felt more like I was filling out a survey to go into therapy than a job application. I mean seriously, "I don't like small talk", "My mood changes uncontrolably", "People do a lot of annoying

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[faerie_mistress]

They want to make sure you're not going to turn up one day with a machete in your briefcase.

You know you want to take the bottle lids. And thumbtacks, so you can make water pistols out of abandoned drink bottles.

[vulcae]

Yes I figured, but it still felt oddly like going through some sort of insta-therapy.

I admit it, I do want the bottle lids. I just don't feel complete without them. ::sobs:: Actually, I want to take a disposable camera with me, but i don't think they're allowed. Maybe if I bring enough bottle lids it will distract them, and they won't notice the camera.