I'm driving to New Jersey tomorrow, anyone want to come?

All public transportation in the states of New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania have united against me. There is no way for me to get from Oneonta, NY to Newark, NJ during the business hours of Dependable Auto Shippers without a) missing Organic which WILL KILL ME or b) spending the night somewhere. And there also seems to be no way to get from ( Read more... )

ME:I am too old for parties. Seriously. I am like 46 yr old woman ( Read more... )

There are no normal pens in my house. I spent like 15 minutes searching and coming up with nothing but felt pens or highlighters or special gel-pens-importated-directly-from-Hong Kong. It's very frustrating ( Read more... )

I'm baaaaack. I'm sure you all missed me terribly, and if you didn't, well, don't spoil my self delusions ( Read more... )

Ah ha hah. Best thing in ages. Intelligent design, global warming, and pirates.

http://venganza.org/

Hee.

I have just participated in the horror that is cleaning out my refridgerator. I will now need several showers and several years of therapy ( Read more... )

And now an unscheduled and possibly irrational moment of panic ( Read more... )

Somehow, the bakers at work have caught wind of the fact that I took Spanish in high school, and now refuse to speak to me in English unless it's something really important. It's very embarrassing, as my Spanish is barely passable on good days. This means there's a lot of pantomiming and incorrectly conjugated verbs on my part, and a good deal of ( Read more... )

So, faerie_mistress tagged me to do the "5 fictional characters you'd sleep with" meme, but the heat has melted my brain, and I can't think of anything or anyone that I'd admit to. Hem. The heat, yes. I'll get back to that later, I suppose ( Read more... )