I'm the new bitch
})i({ Application })i({:
Name: Ashley
Age: Seventeen
Birthday: December 6th... if I was born a day later, I would've been named PEARL for pearl harbor day. Thank science that I wasn't. Phew.
Location: Pennsylvania
Sexuality: I like the dudes.
})i({ Favorites })i({
Book: "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh
Author: John Saul... he's chilling.
Television show: Anything VH1... I love all the shows that have mo rocca talk about stupid shit <3
Band/Singer/Group: No real favorite. But I like: alexisonfire, thursday, forstella ford, ruhaeda, skycamefalling, darkest hour,every time i die, funeral for a friend, atreyu, saetia, wafflehouse, the state secedes, etc etc.
Movie: "Waking the dead" with Jennifer Connelly, and "From Hell" with Depp
Food: Fettichini Alfredo! I'm vegetarian so I loooove my pastas.
Color: Green, preferably darker greens.
})i({ Essays/Random })i({:
What do you believe is your greatest accomplishment?: I think staying sane throughout all the trauma in my life has been hard enough alone. But doing that and at the same time helping people around me... that's an accomplishment I am proud of.
What is your most embarassing moment?: Fortunately I haven't had too many serious embarassments. Just the occasional "waving to the wrong person", "farting when i laughed", "tripping in the hallway", "spilling your food on yourself" kind of thing. No biggie, I'm woman enough to get over it and laugh at myself.
If you could change places with a celebrity for a day who would it be and why?: Oh shit, I'd be Karen O. from the YYY's.
What one band would you pick if you could go on their tour?: Don't laugh now. Blink 182, because they are just so funny, and I've loved them since the beginning when my brother would blast them in his bedroom. They seem like such a fun group of dudes.
Are you unique and if so give one example: Everyone is unique, and what makes me unique are just my experiences. My hardships have made me who I am today and have made me well-cultured and insightful. There are too many examples to really tell of.
What is your best personality trait?: My sense of humor, and my ability to get over anything by simply laughing.
What is your worst personality trait?: Maybe I'm too opinionated about certain things, and I can be quite the pervert, which may offend some people. But whatever, they'll get over it.
If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?: My smile, it's too toothy, like aerosmith but on a smaller scale, haha.
})i({ Opinions })i({: 1 word answer are surely insufficent
Abortion: I really don't think it's my position to hold an opinion on this subject. I don't feel it would be right to pass judgement on right/wrong when it comes to abortion. Until I have been faced with that kind of decision, it's not fair to take a moral stand on the issue.
Stem-cell research: With good monitoring it can better our world but when misused our world could look like something out of a michael crichton science-fiction novel. EEK. There are pros and cons to every single thing, and this is no different.
Capitalism: Too many people get capitalism confused with a market economy. While I think all the power and lack of moral standards that comes with capitalism is shit, I also think capitaism is in some way holding up our rights into place. It's saying "hey bitch, stop complaining, you have the right and opportunity to make all the money you want and buy all the useless material shit you want to in life". Our country is all about capitol, capitol, capitol, and that's basically human instinct anyway. To be the best you can financially and blahblahblah. It's when morals fly out the window and a share of stock becomes worth more than a human life that everything goes to shit. Capitalism should never define a country and it's people, and that seems to be what it does here.
George Bush: Don't get me started, I just want the idiot out of the presidency before I go to college cuz I need better fucking funding. And oh yeah, all his morals and beliefs are way too tainted by his generation's upbringing and his religion. There should be no way he can push them on us.
Immigration: America is special for being very cultured and being home to hundreds of different religions, ethnic groups, minorities, organizations, and special cases. I think immigration is a good thing when controlled and done legally. However, immigrants need to respect our counry before entering it. Coming here to change our national language, to alter our whole system, that is just not right, ever.
Capital Punishment: Say there is a man and he was just charged with murdering and raping eight women. I think personally, he should NOT be put to death, but should be made to sit for the rest of his life in suffering in a padded cell with no human contact, no television, activities, nothing, until he dies. Todays prisons are not really prisons, with all the bribery and corruption there are criminals who have the luxuries of eating steak and watching dvd movies right in their cells! Murderers should not be killed since it is the easy way out, they should be locked away forever to feel eternal shame for what they have done. That is how I feel. But since America's prison system sucks at being well, a prison, then death is more of a match in punishment than playing baseball and getting tattoos I guess. So yeah, I support it, but there are many many many harsher and better techniques. Death is just an escape, they should suffer for destroying families, and lives, and homes.
Premarital Sex: Unless you are bound by a religious belief, I think sex is part of growing up. Would you really want to marry a man only to find out you are not compatible in bed? That seems awfully scary... eternal boredom and/or possible pain. I donno, I guess I just feel you should take the car for a test drive before buy it you know? *giggles*
Underage Drinking: I'm one of those closet straightedgers, lol, and obviously don't support this. However, there are 21 year olds who act 15 and 16 year olds who act 24, etc etc. The law will never stop misuse of alcohol, and even if you are of age doesnt mean you can handle it, and just because you are underage doesnt mean you can't handle it. Ahhh, nevermind, I'm not sure. With better parenting and better awareness kids can drink safely. Afterall, you will never just get them to stop drinking, only to get them to drink safer. The worst things about drinking is not the alcohol itself, but the effects such as date-rape, drunkdriving, and poisoning.
Legalization of marijuana: Hmmm, I donno. That would allow taxes to drive up the taxes of it and it would mean less street dealing with less violence. Plus, it wouldn't hold the same bad-boy appeal... maybe it's worth a shot, or maybe its just a downgrade of our government. I'm not sure.
The mods of this community: Aren't you guys in beauteousbunch with me?
})i({ Word Assosication })i({:
Hot:Damn!
Cold:Stare
Cigar:Mafia
Bathroom:Smoking
Candy:Ass
Porn:Ron Jeremy
Pictures:on my wall
Pink:y and the brain brain brain brain brain
})i({ Lastly })i({
Why should we accept you?: Because I'm nifty-neato and I need a community where I can be honest and not be censored like I am at my current community. Yeah, let me in dammit.
Can you be a bitch like us?: Damn straight
Are you sure about that?: Yes, I'm sure I'm as hott as you
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Name: Ashley
Age: Seventeen
Birthday: December 6th... if I was born a day later, I would've been named PEARL for pearl harbor day. Thank science that I wasn't. Phew.
Location: Pennsylvania
Sexuality: I like the dudes.
})i({ Favorites })i({
Book: "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh
Author: John Saul... he's chilling.
Television show: Anything VH1... I love all the shows that have mo rocca talk about stupid shit <3
Band/Singer/Group: No real favorite. But I like: alexisonfire, thursday, forstella ford, ruhaeda, skycamefalling, darkest hour,every time i die, funeral for a friend, atreyu, saetia, wafflehouse, the state secedes, etc etc.
Movie: "Waking the dead" with Jennifer Connelly, and "From Hell" with Depp
Food: Fettichini Alfredo! I'm vegetarian so I loooove my pastas.
Color: Green, preferably darker greens.
})i({ Essays/Random })i({:
What do you believe is your greatest accomplishment?: I think staying sane throughout all the trauma in my life has been hard enough alone. But doing that and at the same time helping people around me... that's an accomplishment I am proud of.
What is your most embarassing moment?: Fortunately I haven't had too many serious embarassments. Just the occasional "waving to the wrong person", "farting when i laughed", "tripping in the hallway", "spilling your food on yourself" kind of thing. No biggie, I'm woman enough to get over it and laugh at myself.
If you could change places with a celebrity for a day who would it be and why?: Oh shit, I'd be Karen O. from the YYY's.
What one band would you pick if you could go on their tour?: Don't laugh now. Blink 182, because they are just so funny, and I've loved them since the beginning when my brother would blast them in his bedroom. They seem like such a fun group of dudes.
Are you unique and if so give one example: Everyone is unique, and what makes me unique are just my experiences. My hardships have made me who I am today and have made me well-cultured and insightful. There are too many examples to really tell of.
What is your best personality trait?: My sense of humor, and my ability to get over anything by simply laughing.
What is your worst personality trait?: Maybe I'm too opinionated about certain things, and I can be quite the pervert, which may offend some people. But whatever, they'll get over it.
If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?: My smile, it's too toothy, like aerosmith but on a smaller scale, haha.
})i({ Opinions })i({: 1 word answer are surely insufficent
Abortion: I really don't think it's my position to hold an opinion on this subject. I don't feel it would be right to pass judgement on right/wrong when it comes to abortion. Until I have been faced with that kind of decision, it's not fair to take a moral stand on the issue.
Stem-cell research: With good monitoring it can better our world but when misused our world could look like something out of a michael crichton science-fiction novel. EEK. There are pros and cons to every single thing, and this is no different.
Capitalism: Too many people get capitalism confused with a market economy. While I think all the power and lack of moral standards that comes with capitalism is shit, I also think capitaism is in some way holding up our rights into place. It's saying "hey bitch, stop complaining, you have the right and opportunity to make all the money you want and buy all the useless material shit you want to in life". Our country is all about capitol, capitol, capitol, and that's basically human instinct anyway. To be the best you can financially and blahblahblah. It's when morals fly out the window and a share of stock becomes worth more than a human life that everything goes to shit. Capitalism should never define a country and it's people, and that seems to be what it does here.
George Bush: Don't get me started, I just want the idiot out of the presidency before I go to college cuz I need better fucking funding. And oh yeah, all his morals and beliefs are way too tainted by his generation's upbringing and his religion. There should be no way he can push them on us.
Immigration: America is special for being very cultured and being home to hundreds of different religions, ethnic groups, minorities, organizations, and special cases. I think immigration is a good thing when controlled and done legally. However, immigrants need to respect our counry before entering it. Coming here to change our national language, to alter our whole system, that is just not right, ever.
Capital Punishment: Say there is a man and he was just charged with murdering and raping eight women. I think personally, he should NOT be put to death, but should be made to sit for the rest of his life in suffering in a padded cell with no human contact, no television, activities, nothing, until he dies. Todays prisons are not really prisons, with all the bribery and corruption there are criminals who have the luxuries of eating steak and watching dvd movies right in their cells! Murderers should not be killed since it is the easy way out, they should be locked away forever to feel eternal shame for what they have done. That is how I feel. But since America's prison system sucks at being well, a prison, then death is more of a match in punishment than playing baseball and getting tattoos I guess. So yeah, I support it, but there are many many many harsher and better techniques. Death is just an escape, they should suffer for destroying families, and lives, and homes.
Premarital Sex: Unless you are bound by a religious belief, I think sex is part of growing up. Would you really want to marry a man only to find out you are not compatible in bed? That seems awfully scary... eternal boredom and/or possible pain. I donno, I guess I just feel you should take the car for a test drive before buy it you know? *giggles*
Underage Drinking: I'm one of those closet straightedgers, lol, and obviously don't support this. However, there are 21 year olds who act 15 and 16 year olds who act 24, etc etc. The law will never stop misuse of alcohol, and even if you are of age doesnt mean you can handle it, and just because you are underage doesnt mean you can't handle it. Ahhh, nevermind, I'm not sure. With better parenting and better awareness kids can drink safely. Afterall, you will never just get them to stop drinking, only to get them to drink safer. The worst things about drinking is not the alcohol itself, but the effects such as date-rape, drunkdriving, and poisoning.
Legalization of marijuana: Hmmm, I donno. That would allow taxes to drive up the taxes of it and it would mean less street dealing with less violence. Plus, it wouldn't hold the same bad-boy appeal... maybe it's worth a shot, or maybe its just a downgrade of our government. I'm not sure.
The mods of this community: Aren't you guys in beauteousbunch with me?
})i({ Word Assosication })i({:
Hot:Damn!
Cold:Stare
Cigar:Mafia
Bathroom:Smoking
Candy:Ass
Porn:Ron Jeremy
Pictures:on my wall
Pink:y and the brain brain brain brain brain
})i({ Lastly })i({
Why should we accept you?: Because I'm nifty-neato and I need a community where I can be honest and not be censored like I am at my current community. Yeah, let me in dammit.
Can you be a bitch like us?: Damn straight
Are you sure about that?: Yes, I'm sure I'm as hott as you
Black and White
Color