(x-posted from dudestravaganzaYou know what I'm talking about, right? It's represented in basically every dude picture I've seen, so I'm not goin to reproduce it here. I've bolded the really funny shit, from a dudewatching perspective ( Read more... )

Want to feel good about your life? Here:

Imagine you're dating one of the Nelson twins. Gunnar or Matthew, your choice.

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The Ninja Burger website is all about pirates today!

Well, the front page, anyway.

It's because pirates are the coolest.

I like the descending Arrrrs the best.

Arrrrrrrrrr!

Arrrrrrrrrr!

Arrrrrrrrrr

Ok, NOW it's done.

(One last reminder: dudestravaganza is the coolest community in the entire universe, everybody knows that.)

Whoa, shit going down without me!

I made it official: dudestravaganza.

Anyone who's anyone is joining, y'all.

I was eating lunch with some people I don't normally eat with today, and here's the thing:

I don't want to hear about your ham.You asked me if I was a vegetarian when I ordered, and I told you I was. I know that the popular conception about sharing a table with a vegetarian is a meal-length lecture on the virtues of not eating meat, but I'm not ( Read more... )

Oh man. I never ever ever thought that I would have the opportunity to use this phrase.

I present to you U.S. patent No. 5,934,226: Bird Diaper

But wait! There's more:

Apparatus for Simulating a High Five.

Self Containing Enclosure for Protection from Killer Bees.

Hat Simulating a Fried Egg.Well, I feel better. I should start doing this ( Read more... )

"A question in honor of Women's History Month: what does the United States have in common with Brunei, Somalia, Sudan and Oman? The answer: we are among only a handful of nations on earth that have refused to ratify the United Nations Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women, a mouthful commonly called CEDAW. Jimmy ( Read more... )

I missed wirk yesterday due to feeling like crap (much better today, thanks), and so I'm running running running today, trying to get all my shit done. (Seriously. My desk was starting to get a fort o' stuff-to-do around it BEFORE I missed a day.) As I'm darting down the hall, one of the lawyers calls me into his office. He's not one that I deal ( Read more... )

A google image search for "wacky coconut" gives you like five things, none of which are (a) coconut related, or (b) in any way "wacky". Wack, maybe, but that is NOT the same thing.

I'd prefer not to tell you why I was doing said search in the first place, thankyouverymuch.

Morale is high today, that is all.