We had a Christmas Door Decorating contest at work. I had an idea for a Yuletide holocaust scene, with a crucified Santa Claus surrounded by a forest of elves impaled on sharpened candy canes; in the foregound a band of gremlins would be roasting Rudolph over a fire and sodomizing Phoebe Cates and Mrs. Futterman over the back of a sleigh.
But my arts and craft skills couldn't do it justice, and it was too much work only to get fired or referred for Employee Counseling over.
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But my arts and craft skills couldn't do it justice, and it was too much work only to get fired or referred for Employee Counseling over.
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