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The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
Harry Potter. Sad but true.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.
Lost. I only got on the bandwagon with the final season, and that finale rather burst my bubble.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town.
Animorphs.
The steady.
I've come to realize that it's Death Note. Which makes me a little sad, considering that I defined myself as a Potterite for a good decade.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
Firefly.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Wolf's Rain.
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
A Song Of Ice And Fire, and I don't know whether it's due to the constant, cruel subversion of my expectations, or the cold truth that the damn thing will never be finished.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.
Cowboy Bebop.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep thinking, "him?"
I've got this dartboard of comedic Flash-based series. If I throw it, I'll hit one.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.
Twilight, for my one friend who hasn't yet been totally disillusioned.
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
Harry Potter. Just... Harry Potter.
The high school sweetheart you never truly "got over" and still stalk on Facebook.
Harry Potter.
The one you thought would've gone somewhere but you caught on way too late.
Buffy. The residual fan drama about seasons I have not yet seen has left me spoiled senseless.
The one who keeps coming back just as you've started to forget his name.
Lord of the Rings.