Comments | w0man_1n_r3d: Thanksgiving, Red style.

w0man_1n_r3d

Thanksgiving, Red style.

Nov 25, 2004 01:34

*opens the BBC Good Food Guide ( Read more... )

Comments 6

agent_heth November 24 2004, 22:39:03 UTC

*doesn't miss the irony in being the evil oppressive pilgrim.*

Yeah, it's dead as a doornail, but it kept moving anyways. Stupid slow responsive nerves.

Hrrrm... *shrugs* I don't know anyone else really...

w0man_1n_r3d November 24 2004, 22:41:04 UTC

Jolly good! Suppose we'll just wait and see if anyone else turns up. I'm cookin' for a small armed force so...

*opens the back door, the turkey runs in*

......you're supposed to cut the legs off and take off the feathers too, y'know...

agent_heth November 24 2004, 22:58:20 UTC

... You didn't mention that bit. *Tackles the beheaded bird behind a counter and wrestles with it, feathers flying everywhere. Finally gets it subdued and takes it back outside.*

w0man_1n_r3d November 24 2004, 22:59:38 UTC

*consults good food guide*

Stick hand up Turkey's.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

.......NO! *retches*

....Oh Heeeeeeth..... there's something else you can do to that turkey while you've got it out there...

5ev3n November 25 2004, 09:21:50 UTC

*Comes in carrying pumpkin and pecan pies, dressed like an Indian...from the Village People.*

Hi! I don't suppose we could find a use for these, do you? ;)

w0man_1n_r3d November 25 2004, 16:45:08 UTC

Oh that's brilliant darling!

Pull up a chair and have some "cooking wine!"