*receives electronic transmission and reads it ( Read more... )

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*she goes running downstairs at the farmhouse and throws open the front door*

"Delivery for you, ma'am".

*her eyes go wide and she starts bouncing*  Put em' over there.. HETH! C'mere and help me move this sofa!
*grins and vibrates with excitement!* YAAY!

*Red sits in the back room of the Twist surfing the net*

...www.nakedwetagents.com is down, per usual.. *grumbles* ...as is www.amiahotzionhumanornot.com  ... and www.sexypodborns.org hasn't been updated in ages. *shudders at nude shot of Echo flashes up on front page*  blahhhh that's as bad as the one at www.goatse.cx ***... my beautiful eyes... ( Read more... )

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*teeters on a chair hanging black and orange crepe paper and bats from the ceiling*

Heth, love, hand me that big ugly FrankenJonesstein head, ok?

*she dangles the pinata from the ceiling*

And yes, you still have to carve the stinky pumpkins.  I don't care what you say.

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Do we have to go home? *she turns and looks at him*
I don't want to leave... I hate it back there. Nasty horrid humans and nasty horrid problems... smelly drunks groping my arse.. Idiot cretin human males trying to hump my leg...

Can't we just stay here forever eating shark and drinking coconut milk.... *sighs*

*she walks along the beach at daybreak, watching the sun come up, as Heth sleeps ( Read more... )