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[w1ldc47]

There are two things I like about Christmas. My grandmother's dog, Cricket, and presents (both giving and getting). Here's what I got this year:

From Santa
- StockingA hollow chocolate santa

Comments

look, i'm commenting on your entry:

[daphers13]

dude, a food processor is the most important item one could possibly have in one's kitchen. except maybe assorted foods.

wow, for a jew, you get lots of christmas presents.

Re: look, i'm commenting on your entry:

[w1ldc47]

yeah well, my mom's family is nominally christian, so...

[q_pheevr]

I joked that "my stocking's full of Lindt!" but nobody got it.
I am thoroughly dismayed to hear that. What the hell is wrong with those people?

[w1ldc47]

Why don't you ask them? You drive out to Scarberia with them regularly.

[q_pheevr]

But I'm not doing that again until the fourth of January, by which time I may have forgotten all about the Lindt in your stocking.

[q_pheevr]

So, your mother reported that you made the stocking-full-of-Lindt comment repeatedly, and speculated that this was because you were (be)labouring under the misapprehension that nobody got it the first time.