10 things I will not do today

[w_harry]

1. I will not sabotage his chair.

2. I will not dump his face into his waste basket.

3. I will not glue his mouth shut.

4. I will not force him to eat his print outs.

5. I will not clobber him with mine.

6. I will not staple his hands to the desk.

7. I will not stab him with a scalpel.

8. I will not cut of his fingers with the big scissors.

9. I will not

Comments

[mscontrarymary]

You never replied to my text about lunch. You haven't actually killed him have you?

[w_harry]

So sorry. I had to stay in. Suddenly appearing customer. Missed lunch a bit. Made do with a Snickers bar and some yoghurt.

[mscontrarymary]

No worries, was fighting spreadsheet from hell anyway. Had to get Gary to be my lunch ninja.

You should come by for a cuppa later or something.

[w_harry]

I'd love to. Let me see what the wife's plans are for today and I'll get back to you. ;)