fluff pixies

[w_i_l]

should it worry me that my girlfriend thinks that belly button fluff is left by fluff pixies for her to harvest!

p.s. tim and sparkle i have your thoat thing you germy goths you!!!

Comments

[poifaerie]

Yes, you should be very worried. And it's not just us, lots of others have it too!!!

[darkkestrel]

It's true, it is. The little fluff pixies come and leave fluff in teh boi's belly button so I can collect it up and put it my little fluff collector's bag and spin it into wool to make little jumpers for the fluff pixes to wear when they come out to leave fluff for me 'cos it gets a bit chilly for them above ground yanno.

[poifaerie]

Why don't you just teach the fluff pixies how to make their own jumpers? That would be easier for everyone...

[darkkestrel]

because they are too small to work the knitting needles, silly Sparkle.

[spook_bitch]

I can supply oodles of fluff...

[darkkestrel]

but it has to come from the fluff pixies' underground stores via teh boi's belly button

[spook_bitch]

why is the fluff always blue though?

[darkkestrel]

But it's not, the pixie fluff is mostly grey and black with some burgandy, pink and blue. I can bring it out to show you sometime.

[poifaerie]

Because people wear jeans so much. Apparently.