Leora: He wasn't allowed to call girls. At least, he wasn't in middle school.
Caitlin: Maybe that's just what he told you...I mean, of course he was madly in love with you, Leora.

Sara: Leora, you should be Jesus.
Leora: Then all the Christians will slam their faces in my doors.

It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway ( Read more... )

The fun never stops at Potter Park. Except for the fact that it's hot out, because that sucks, but there's really nothing to be done about that (other than curling up in the basement all summer and not coming out). Also, Annie's in the tub right now, so I still smell like zoo. It's very attractive (maybe if you're an ostrich or a camel or something ( Read more... )

I read this in the Lansing State Journal, and I thought it was sort of amusing, but I knew that if I were in the right mood, it would be hilarious. Sure enough, I was in the right mood at lunch, and I couldn't stop laughing ( Read more... )

Matt Ottinger's going to be on Jeopardy tonight. At 7:30. On whatever channel Jeopardy is on ( Read more... )

Be advised that a Poker Craze is sweeping the nation. Almost every night there are poker tournaments on television. And if you think that watching people play cards on television would be boring, I have three words for you: Correct-O-Mundo ( Read more... )

The visualizer on iTunes is the COOLEST THING EVER.

"'We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way'? No. Now, make the boot look cool and sell it to you, that's the American way."
- some guy on vh1

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