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"Grandpa? We do get channels besides the Weather Channel."
- Brian

"It's not that you aren't nice and pretty...but in prison, so am I."
- Charlie

Alan: We can't let them go, Charlie!
Charlie: And why not?
Alan: They're stupid! They'll die!

I scored
94¾%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!

There's something about footnotes on a Purity Test that's kind of amusing. Anyway.

Went to the zoo with Laura for cookie decorating. Spent an hour handing out cookies to little kids while listening to Neil Diamond sing Christmas music poorly. Then, since there were a ton of people there to help out, wandered around the zoo for awhile, talked to Pat, and learned that there were still FORTY minutes until Mom was showing up. Went ( Read more... )

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sooooooooo bored.

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Fun lunch quote:

Me: Why do people always use "freshman" when they mean it to be plural?
Greg: Maybe the sign actually says "freshmans," and that's why the door is in the way.