MARRY ME ASHER SAKDFSALKFJSA9032.
As some of you may know, Asher Sarlin is a very witty and clever cartoonist who publishes his work online. He is also my current obsession, and makes me do everything my 10-year-old cousins (or Zoe: zipzapzoe1: bye bye bye..bye bye (*nsync reference)) do with Justin Timberlake/JT
So I was at Saks the other day, buying Chloe (basically the coolest one-year-old ever), a birthday present. I used a gift certificate I had there to pay for it, and the woman at the cash register, who happened to be 600 years old, said, 'Oh, I see you got this Gift Certificate early.' I replied with, 'No I got it for Hanukkah last week. On Hanukkah.' She then proceeded to tell me she felt bad that I didn't celebrate Christmas, and said that it must be sad for me 'not to have a Christmas tree at home'. Yeah, um, that was totally cool, if you ask me.
I want the Starlight Mints CD.
So I was at Saks the other day, buying Chloe (basically the coolest one-year-old ever), a birthday present. I used a gift certificate I had there to pay for it, and the woman at the cash register, who happened to be 600 years old, said, 'Oh, I see you got this Gift Certificate early.' I replied with, 'No I got it for Hanukkah last week. On Hanukkah.' She then proceeded to tell me she felt bad that I didn't celebrate Christmas, and said that it must be sad for me 'not to have a Christmas tree at home'. Yeah, um, that was totally cool, if you ask me.
I want the Starlight Mints CD.