Ye Olde Story.

Dec 27, 2004 18:11

An elderly couple named Cecil and Elizabeth [or 'Betty,' for short], live next door to Babe&Zoe. For quite some time now, Cecil&Betty have thought Zoe's name was, 'Love'. No one knows why, but they dare not ask. So, since the holiday season was near, Babe&Love weren't surprised when they discovered a package from the couple on their doorstep one morning. Attached to the package was a card which read, in classic 'old-lady' handwriting, 'Merry Christmas, girls. Cecil thought of you when he saw these. Enjoy!' When Babe&Love opened their gifts [one was labled 'Babe,' and the other, 'Love,' respectivley], they found that they had been given pairs of underwear. They were from Hollister, and at first appeared to be thongs. Babe&Love were very shocked at the gift, and began to think of Cecil in a whole new way. The same way, in fact, that they would think of a pedophile. This was until their father, James, made a shocking confession. He left the present on the doorstep, complete with the forged note from Betty, as a joke. !!!

M0R4L is that Mr. Liberman is the best thing ever.
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