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Jermemy made it for me, what a good son.

GODDAMNIT!

That bitch Val taped over "Super hunter supriem: Day of the duck" with some fucking show called the Veiw where these fat bitches talk about tapons and shit.

My boy is going to be 22 this month, hes such a homo. Jeremby is a good boy.

HAPPY JAMES EARL RAY DAY!

I miss zac.

Damnit, I need a fucking snowblower! I guess I better give the bitch shovel.

I was gonna cut the grass today, but the fucking tractor died, now I've got to drive to fucking mason to get the parts I need at the John Deere store. DAMNIT!

Finnaly some fucking rain now I can take a day off watering that grass. Fucking kids ripping up my yard. Oh well this new grass is gonna be sweet.

Yesterday was zach's open house and all his pecker friends ate all the fucking food! I work hard for the money to buy that shit and those kids ate everything, also some dick fucker peeled out in my yard.

I have to go to manards now to get grass seed!

Some pecker head just drove down my street blasting fucking rap music and woke me up. Since I'm up I think I'm gonna go mow the lawn. I don't give a shit about a little rain.

i love to fuck my wife, in the ass.