The government is a very good scapegoat.

[wackyabigail]

Well, it is final! I'm not getting an iguana. My life is so sad. :(

I liked the Halloween Ball because I floated, which caused me to feel like a (Wimbourne!) Wasp, or perhaps more accurately, a hot air balloon (in Wimbourne Wasp colors!). At the ball, some other things that happened were:

- Wayne was briefly suspected of being a sponge, but it

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[jack_sloper_mi]

I can get you an iguana if you really want one Abigail. My memory was totally uneffected by the mist or any other such influence. I'm very hurt that you don't remember everything that happened though. Are you still going to stop by and see me, or was the memory of that erased too?

Maybe we should take you to go see Madame Pomfrey...

[wackyabigail]

No, it's okay. There's no going back now. I'd forgotten briefly about my everlasting enmity with reptiles, but then I bumped into someone's toad and remembered. I realize that toads are amphibians but they all smell the same.

What? I remember. I just didn't include it in my overview because I didn't think that anyone else would be interested. I'll stop by after I avenge my stolen underwear.

[jack_sloper_mi]

Smell? I won't ask. Except...I just did. How are you going to avenge your underwear? Shouldn't you just get new underwear? Can always get some from Hogsmeade. In fact, why don't we go shopping together?

[wackyabigail]

Well, I don't like the smell of them. Neville Longbottom is in your house, isn't he? Just smell his pet Travis and you'll see. Go on.

I am going to avenge it, I assure you. But if I told you how, I'd have to kill you. Anyway, I have like 300 billion pairs of underwear, so I don't need new ones. But we can still go shopping. I need earmuffs.