I'm at rock bottom.
Life could be worse.
Edit:
To play "I never", put a (x) in front of the things that you have never done, and a (_) in front of the ones you have done. Then add an "I never" of your own to the end.
(_) been drunk (hmm buzz + hangover=drunk? Guess I was)
(x) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
(_) ridden in a taxi
(_) had anal sex
(_) been in love
(_) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) caught someone else masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans..
(x) been to europe
(_) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(_) tasted my own sexual fluids.
(x) fucked one of my Live journal friends
(x) Slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(x) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(_) Been on a plane
(x) Had sex on a plane
(x) had sex with more than one person in the same week
(_) posed nude
(x) gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) cheated on my significant other
(x) had sex with my boss
(x) dated my roommate
(x) hitchhiked
(x) danced naked
(_) eaten red meat, chicken or fish
(x) had a tattoo
(x) booty-called someone
(x) stuck anything up my ass for pleasure
(_) swallowed semen
(x) owned sex toys
(x) had an STD
(_) purposely burned myself
(x) practiced cunninlingus (as in to another chick..)
(x) had a peircing other than my ears
(x) had sex with someone 10 years older than me
(x) done my own piercings
(x) given myself a tattoo
(_) been naked outside
Hmm. Still a lot left to do. Wee, tattoos, marriage, and going to Europe.
Though having sex on a plane sounds kinda kinky ;)