Questions for my cat

[waffler]

If my cat could talk, these are the top questions I would ask her, in no particular order.

1. How do you tidy up the apartment so quickly after your wild parties? Everything looks great when I come home! Or at least, not too much messier than when I left it.
2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? I figure a cat would know, since you guys

Comments

[lilzilla]

I think they've got emotions about as much as we do. Evolutionarily, emotions serve the same purpose for them as for us, so I see no reason they wouldn't. And given how my parents' cat responds when I eat, I think they understand eating. And I strongly suspect they understand when we're sleeping.

"New boyfriend"?

Most important question one should ask is:

[anonymous]

Cat, do you really have nine (9) lives?? So which life are you on right now? Wang the wisest computer in the world.