Vanessa's Vespa got stolen last night ( Read more... )

Shit fuck ass and brickabrack ( Read more... )

Know what's awesome? Me, animals, and scooters. And talkin' to old friends who ya once (recently) thought might not be so keen on ya, due to past events with "third parties." What a great 20 minutes of the day ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, here's my Christmas list. Ya'll go and get me these things: (or not, whatevs ( Read more... )

I now know why they call Whataburger "water burger." Because if you eat lots of it, that's what you'll be shitting - water. That, plus crap ( Read more... )

I write something amazing, about the interconnectedness of relationships between animals and humans, filled with poetic allusions to Irish mythology, and the obtuse folks in my poetry class pass it off as "archaic" and "too similar to my other poetry." The professor told me that it sounds like something from Middle Earth, as if that was supposed to ( Read more... )

I'm starving like a little Ethiopian kid so let's make this brief: here is my livejournal. Isn't it grand ( Read more... )