Leesen closely...
Faur ah shall say dis, onlay oance.
ah 'ave been t'inking abaut trah'ing mah luck aht de playce call't "yuck yuck" or somet'ing laik dat. 'ere ees what ah 'ave so fahr. (ah 'ave allso bean practecin' mah eenglish, to maek eet eesiahr to un'erstahnd moi.)
'ow do you catch a unique rabbit?
-Unique up on him.
'ow do you catch a tame rabbit?
-De tame way. Unique up on him.
What kahn' of bees maek milk?
-BOOBIEEES!
What do you get when you drop ah piano down ah mine shaft?
-A flat minor.
(ah shall no' lie, de last oane ah 'eard fraum ahnothere professor in de music department at de universiteh. 'ee wahs taken to ah mine, an' de othere facultie dropped 'ees piano on 'im.)
ah 'ave been t'inking abaut trah'ing mah luck aht de playce call't "yuck yuck" or somet'ing laik dat. 'ere ees what ah 'ave so fahr. (ah 'ave allso bean practecin' mah eenglish, to maek eet eesiahr to un'erstahnd moi.)
'ow do you catch a unique rabbit?
-Unique up on him.
'ow do you catch a tame rabbit?
-De tame way. Unique up on him.
What kahn' of bees maek milk?
-BOOBIEEES!
What do you get when you drop ah piano down ah mine shaft?
-A flat minor.
(ah shall no' lie, de last oane ah 'eard fraum ahnothere professor in de music department at de universiteh. 'ee wahs taken to ah mine, an' de othere facultie dropped 'ees piano on 'im.)