THE 5000 QUESTION SURVEY Version 2.0
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1. Who are you?
Nicholas Kevin Wagner
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
I like my friends, my music, and my photos.
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? I'm either talking online, at Haley's, hanging out with Cory or Jeff, or playing PS2 or watching TV
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). i'm trying not to think about school but let's go. history, computers, gym, math, english.
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
To finish high school
6. Where will you be in 5 years?
On the outro of the college scene struggling to find work
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
i'm not positive, before it was a lawyer, then it was a radio shock jock, and now i don't know
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
childish, i like being silly and goofing off but I'm not a child
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
some lyrics of this song, I was singing out loud
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Joseph Arthur-In the Sun
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
no, well at the boys club i took karate but that doesn't count
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
it's a fricking rollercoaster. everything has it's highs and lows but for the most part it is getting better daily.
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
yes
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
bust out the umbrella and go hang out mary poppins style
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
losing your luggage, you can buy new new lights
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
It's alright, they get on me about my hair and stuff a lot and that annoys me
Will you miss them when they are gone?
duh i'm not a heartlessXfuck
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
sometimes. sometimes i choose to ignore it.
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
changing your underwear and showering is always good.
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape?
I want a wife that lets me be me and a decent house and job.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
Yes
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
Giver
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?
Yea
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
what a toss up question, let's see i'd say it's when i got hit with the baseball on my thumb and the nail came off.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
i guess, being rejected by the girls that i've gotten the courage to ask out.. nothing really dramatic
25. Who have you hugged today?
zac and kenny
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
James and Haley
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
Everyone does
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A Winning the Lottery
B Driving an Indy Car
C Dictatorship
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? it has to be a combination of all three..
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
being yourself plus laughter plus nakedness
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A get married
B complete college
C go to europe
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A being the prison bitch
B going to a lenny kravitz concert
C hanging out with 90% of the kids at school
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
being silly
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: flappers
30's: who knows? The 30s were boring
40's: Again. Boring.
50's: McCarthyism. World War II.
60's: hippies, woodstock, pot, acid, jimi hendrix, etc..
70's: disco, john travolta
80's: kindergarten, and kriss kross
90's: my life. tmnt. school. st. joe. bingo.
2000 (so far): maturity, high school, girls
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
the 90s and the 00s( I guess they are called that) just because that's my core years of growing up and I've learned like everything in this time
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
Bob Dylan- Mr. Tambourine Man
37. If you could say any sentence to the president of the USA what would it be?
"Give em hell, you are doing a stand up job"
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
espnews
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
Hades, because well I want the babe too
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
duh
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
fly
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
I don't know I'm not an astronomer or a metrologist
43. What does your name mean?
It means a.) I kick ass b.) st. nick was that religious guy who delivered coins to the woman and my parents named me after him. c.) my dad liked his name so much he shared his name and made it my middle name and d.) if you look up the german wagoner it means one who makes wagons
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
hmm, tough call but I'm going to say the ocean i wanna see an octopus
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: plane
Meat: hook
Different: same
Pink: is the new black
Deserve: sex
White: snow
Elvis: overated
Cilantro: wtf
Heart: gash
Clash: rock
Pulp: juice
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be?
I'd like to meet FDR or Ronald Reagan as they are my favorite presidents.
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous?
I'm going to think with my penis on this one and say Ashlee Simpson because none of her relationships work with other guys. so I figure, I have some what of a shot.
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
my porn starrring your mom , i don't know i like tmnt 2: the secret of the ooze a lot
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? I bring a lot of books