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50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? nah
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: a queer guy using google search image
Ambytime: an amphibian who buys time at the grocery store
Asscactus: a donkey who tried to ruin us by getting involved with e cat
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
haha, this awesome swastika thing
53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
tmnt figures
54. How many TV’s are in your house?
5
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
go on walks, trampoline, ride bikes
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
happy
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
yes
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
no, i don't need anyone reading my palms to tell me i masturbate
59. What is your idea of paradise?
not shelbyille and not anything in a jimmy buffect song
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Not really
61. Do you believe in Hell?
Nah
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
Got hit with a tennis racket?
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
I don't know, maybe taking very stupid pictures of myself or drawing on myself to make a person feel better
64. Are you a patient person?
It depends, if it's for Christmas gifts fuck no, other things I can be
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Bonfire Day
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
Hannukah
67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
i can't tell you, it's not politically correct
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
a sleazy bar.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
natural. i'm so fresh n clean.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
i have some. well with certain people i'm upfront
71. What is under your bed right now?
let's see shoes, batteries, magazines, markers, and an ab slide that i dont' know why i have.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
it depends if i had acid i'd stay.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
don't drive, but oh i will
74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
oh anything spice girls
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
pst, i don't go to dances or dance with persons. so probably that song they palyed in spanish club.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
disney
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
the penguins
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
i'm like a hopeful romantic. i think i could be but i haven't had the chance.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
duh, haven't you seen those cheesy sci-fi movies from the 50s? we are going to have robots in the future duh
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? sleep
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
the right to public eduaction, i'm a giver
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
equator, i like it spicccy
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
tv
84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
a nice cape and some superb boots
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
south park, those kids have some fun
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
i don't dig vegetables. so i don't eat most of them besides corn and green beans and potatos.
87. What was the last thing you paid for?
i bought some drinks at gas america, hanson bought me animal crackers
88. Is there magic even in mundane things?
nope, only magic the gathering
89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
nobody mails me, but like the last good thing i got in the mail was a mixtape from corrie
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? i'm like a bowling pro already, so I'll say dancing
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
Of course
92. What insects are you afraid of?
the ones that give you malaria
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
I want to kick your knocked up girlfriend in the stomach
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
I guess my red suit jacket
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? ice cream, but like different flavas of course
96. What are your parents interested in?
well they are parents so nothing interesting, except my dad is a huge pervert who likes commenting on how high schoolers have nice bodies and stuff and well my mom works at a bank so she talks about stupid things like cods and checking accounts
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
we had a praying mantis back in the day
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
nope
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
plans, even though i usually don't follow them
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
when i take my enzyte
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? you bring an amigo, some books, and a radio