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[waif__]

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[alex_p]

Yeah baby.

[the_jerm]

"All the boys in the 101st got this one in 'Nam, this one's for my mom so it says 'mom', and this one..."

[endtomorrow]

i didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry.

[_sketchy_]

wow.

i have a friend who has a tattoo of his own face as a baby on his bicep. i was gonna say that's pretty gay...but i think you've beat it out...both figuratively and literally

[headlessduck]

o_0
wow.
What was he thinking.

[x_xdangerx_x]

Probably about going home to his boyfriend and recreating the scene in his basement... complete with the two giant cock fountains.

[waif__]

I can just see it now:

*After leaving a bar, piss drunk with some friends,and passing a tattoo parlor*

DUde 1: DUDE! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET A TATTOO!!
Dude 2: YEAH MAN!!
Dude 3: Okay!

*Fag sits down.*
Tattoo artist: Waddya want me to draw?
Dude 3: Man I don't care.
Tattoo artist: you gotta give me something.
Dude 3: Draw anything, i dont care if you draw two naked mermans jacking each other off with two cock fountains arching over them... i mean, just draw fucking ANYTHING!
Tattoo Artist: um.... you got it man.."

*commences drawing.*

And the rest is history.

[waif__]

the word "mermans" was intentional, becuase Dude 3 is drunk.