I'm not really drunk anymore
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"I Like You," Morrissey.
Really. This is kind of amazing.
Will I have a happy life?
"Stone Cold Crazy," Queen
Good to know now, I suppose. Better cherish my last days (years?) of sanity.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Sullivan Street," Counting Crows
I'm not really sure what this means. Maybe if I knew the song better? I think it's probably pretty sad though, so I don't know what that says.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Liberation," Outkast
Again, I'm not sure what this says. I'll take it as a yes.
How can I make myself happy?
"The Truth," Pharoah Monche
Dope.
What should I do with my life?
"Cinder and Smoke," Iron and Wine
Does this mean I should be a firefighter?
Why must life be so full of pain?
"It's Only Time," The Magnetic Fields
Ok... I guess I'll just wait it out?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Liberte," Gipsy Kings
Interesting.
Will I ever have children?
"Season of the Shark," Yo La Tengo
So... maybe I'll just have a shark.
Will I die happy?
"Pieces of a Man," Gil Scott-Heron
Guess not.
Can you give me some advice?
"Blue Jean," David Bowie
Wear them more often? But it's so hot!
What do you think happiness is?
"(Sha La La) Make Me Happy)," Al Green
So.. happiness is making people happy. Or making Al Green happy. I think he deserves it, personally.
What's my favourite fetish?
"World In Motion," New Order
I do love me some planet earth.