Movie meme
1. "Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found."
The Shawshank Redemption, cumaeansibyl
2. "You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Haha, you fool! You just fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Cicilian when DEATH is on the line! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahaha-"
The Princess Bride, cumaeansibyl
3. "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
4. "I can teach you to brew fame, bottle glory, and even put a stopper in death."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, midnightpeapod
5. "I have no responsibility here whatsoever."
6. "I know I promised, Lord, but I also know that you know what a weak-willed person I am."
Ladyhawke, midnightpeapod
7. "Ignore the bird! Follow the river."
8. "Those flashing eyes, those quivering lips-you know something, princess? You are ugly when you're angry."
Spaceballs, mooinabox
9. "It was...your eyes. No, your...lips."
Shakespeare in Love, mooinabox
10. "Wipe your sword."
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, cumaeansibyl
11. "Did you just say 'yoots'?"
12. "Don't go where I can't follow."
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, cumaeansibyl
13. "I come here to think about fonts."
Shopgirl, mooinabox
14. "Hi, I'd like to report a kidnapping? ... My turkey. ... Turkey. No, don't hang up!"
15. "Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?"
Chocolat, midnightpeapod
I'm doing these from memory, so some of them are probably a little off. Good luck!