Two-Year-Old Jokes Are Weird

Feb 02, 2009 22:25

Sam! Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Sam! A pineapple! [Sam! laughs uproariously.]

* * *

Sam! Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Sam! Chicken nuggets! [Sam! laughs uproariously.]

* * *

[Repeat for every noun Sam! can think of]

* * *

Still, he's funnier than any Eddie Murphy movie made in the past 10 years.

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wombattery February 3 2009, 17:17:54 UTC
To be fair, pineapples are automatically funny. Teach him what a spleen is and he'll be unstoppable.

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