After explaining his less-than-interesting dream, a man leads his friend out to the alley behind a Denny's-ish restaurant. Then - suddenly - a monkey person leaps out at them screaming, "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA ( Read more... )

Right Hand Man: Who's that... that moron, the one who used to work in your sector. The one who wears the brown shirt all the time?

Fletcher Munson: Oh, Nameless Numberhead Man?

There's a reason you've never heard of SCHIZOPOLIS. It's a low-budget avant-garde movie that spares you of anything even slightly resembling a plot. It's random, but ( Read more... )

Two big updates on Happy Feet (the tap-dancing penguin movie)

1 It stars the voices of Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Robin Williams, and - the one that amuses me the most - Hugo Weaving (aka Agent Smith). Agent Smith as a PENGUIN! hahahahahahahahaha That makes me giddy.

2 A new trailer. Read more... )

At either end of most of the hallways in Mountain Point is a set of double doors and a third door beside. I've often seen one door out of three closed and every single student just funnels through the open ones without thinking. After Latin this morning was the worst case yet. The double doors of a particular hallway were open but the third one on ( Read more... )

I'm never going to see Brokeback Mtn again. That doesn't mean much, unless you were hoping that I'd get you in to see it for free, which requires me to see it, too. So for those of you who haven't seen it and are unwilling to spend any money or time on it, I've got the perfect thing for you:

Brokeback Mtn reenacted in 30 seconds by bunnies!Read more... )

What I Watched
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (great movie)
Born into Brothels (astounding movie)
As Good as it Gets (fantastic movie)

What I Didn't Watch
The Oscars (I was working)

Greatest Awards Disappointment
TIE between
George Clooney winning for the acting he didn't do in Syriana
and
the twangy music in Brokeback winning an oscar

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If you want to convey a theme or message through a story, there are only two ways it's ever been done. The first way is to understate your point. The second is to beat your audience over the head with it. George Orwell is a perfect example of both. Animal Farm understates; it's funny, but you don't really care what it says about communism. 1984 ( Read more... )

I'm going out on a limb here, but he screws up and takes someone into the secret lair doesn't he?
Yeah.
And she turns out to be evil, right?
Yeah.
He takes the evil girl into the secret lair, right?
Yeah.
And something comes up where he needs a purple guinea pig and glowing, right?
Don't forget about the melting boy.
But the biggest help comes from ( Read more... )

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