[Forgive Rory, this is going to be a little bit Blair Witch. The camera's right up to his face for a bit--wow, screen full of nose--and then he fixes it, pulls it a bit away. He's breathing heavily, and trying to keep an eye on the camera and off beside him at the same time, and when he speaks, he's trying to keep his voice low.]
There...iiiis...a
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Don't worry, Amy, I've got this sorted. They're bound to get bored eventually. I...think.
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What's the rush? Somehow I'm thinking it's not a BOGO sell at the shoe store.
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And then his brain catches up. Sort of.]
O-oh god.
[He's making a valiant attempt at rationality but he's had a very trying day thus far and he's just doing his best now to not blurt something like "YOU'RE BUFFY" or worse, how many fantasies he's had involving her. How many times---
No. Stay away from that. Don't come over Freudian on Buffy (BUFFY!), when she, and your wife can make your life a living hell.]
No....no...not shoes, there's--- There's a minotaur. And a goblin. Goblin-thing. [He snaps his mouth shut and then opens it again briefly, gapes a bit and finally, daftly, says:] Hi.
[Way to go, there, he thinks bitterly. Some of the old Williams Charm, right on track. Not that he would go for her, never cheat on Amy, ever but...well, it would be nice if Buffy thought him suave, is all. Just. Nice. And then maybe talk Amy 'round into a threesome lat---NO DON'T THINK THAT.]
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[And that was a brief, awkward smile there--OH GOD CAN HE HIDE BEHIND HIMSELF--and then he nods and tries to get more serious and casual. Or as casual as a man can be with a fictional dream girl and a minotaur and goblin after him. That she is going to kill. Phwoar.]
Yes! Yes, we did, and I...am...Rory! Though...you would know that becaaause you knew we'd talked. Right. So, should I....where do I go? Would I be in the way? Should I keep running?
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And what's wrong with the gumdrops, big hidden mouth full of enormous teeth or something?
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There are two monsters after me.
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They seem quite persistent. I don't suppose you can defend yourself?
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