three out of these ten things about me aren't true.
1. when i first saw the blair witch project i thought it was real
2. geoffery fieger told me i was pretty
3. i'm in a relationship with someone seven years older than me
4. my uncle billy was on the cover of forbes
5. i met kid rock at a democrate benefit
6. up until a couple years ago i thought marvelous marvins was a mens clothing store and i thought fantastic sams was an art supply store
7. my british next door neighboor in beverly hills used to invite me over for afternoon tea
8. when i was younger i had a crush/obsession with michael jackson
9. my dad once was arrested for murder
10. my roommate wants to be president