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[wakalaka4osaka]

[There's not a whole lot of preamble here- Osaka just switches on her 'gear and starts talking, looking VERY SERIOUS as she sits in the Pokecenter.]So I was just wonderin'... Squirtle's a water-type, right? An' it's this tiny turtle that evolves into Wartortle an' Blastoise? I kinda get the 'tortle' part of Wartortle, and the 'blast' part of

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[importanttoher]

I don't think the names are meant to make sense.

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[wakalaka4osaka]

Really? But they're all combos of names that already exist, yeah?

[importanttoher]

They still don't make sense. Why Squirtle and not Turtle?

[wakalaka4osaka]

'Cause he's a turtle that squirts water.

I guess someone up there didn't want us to mistake 'em for regular turtles.

[importanttoher]

That sounds better then. I guess they're pulling away from the animal thing.

[wakalaka4osaka]

The thing is... I've never actually seen a normal animal here.

[importanttoher]

Now you mention it neither have I.

[wakalaka4osaka]

Do they keep 'em all locked up in some warehouse somewhere an' only use them for things like burgers an' steaks?

Or... or did the Pokemon eat 'em all?

[importanttoher]

Maybe they just don't have any.

[wakalaka4osaka]

... I dunno... that'd just feel kinda silly.